Sunday, October 6, 2013

Bachelor life at 29


‘Your son has Rahu in 8th house. His marriage will happen only in the second half of 2013. Even if you plan something before that, it will get scrapped’
‘Dude you better get married soon’
‘All girls whose alliance came for you are getting married to someone else. If there is any girl whose marriage is not happening, we should make you meet her so that she will get married to someone else’
‘There is a girl in my office but she is of different caste. Otherwise I would have asked for you’
You are 6 feet tall, IIM graduate, photographer…Dude, girls must be crazy about you’
‘I am XYZ’s brother in law. You came to meet her but didn’t contact after that. Can I know why you are not interested?’
‘What do you expect, Aiswarya Rai to come for you?’
‘Didn’t you know that I am only 5 feet tall before you came to see me?’
‘Dude, leave all your anti-religious rhetoric and go to XYZ temple. Lot of people got married after offering prayers there’
‘We are interested in the alliance, but your son will have to come and settle down at our place’
‘First do a reality check on how you yourselves look, before you expect pretty girls to fall for you!’
‘If you go for marriage outside your religion and caste, your children will regret’
‘Mr. Xs son, Ys son,  all married the girls of their parents choice, what do you think is special about you?’
‘I am inviting you, along with your camera for my wedding. Please take nice shots’
‘She has Mars in the 7th house, if your son marries her it is harmful to you’
‘I will pray for you to get a nice bride’
‘It is immaterial whether you believe in religion/caste or not. The girls family will believe and they wouldn’t like you.’
‘What is happening with your girl search? Got any bakra?’
‘There is no perfect girl for anyone… you have to adjust to make marriage work’
‘If you wait anymore you might not even get married’
‘Even we  can search for a bride for you..what are your ‘demands’?’
‘When you hit 30, your attractiveness in the marriage market halves. No girl would want to marry someone who is 30’
‘Do you have a permanent job? All IT companies are firing people!’
‘Don’t mind me asking, what exactly is the reason you are not getting married?’
‘If you met 5 girls and didn’t like anyone, your expectation must be too high!’
‘Why didn’t you come for my wedding? How could you miss the most important day in my life!’
‘Your son has only post graduate diploma in management? We are looking for MBA graduates’
‘What exactly are you looking for in a girl?’

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3 comments:

kp said...

haha

Anonymous said...

good one...

Anonymous said...

Good one Vinu ...